This is not my list - I found it in the Phuket Post.
1) Walk around in air conditioned shopping malls without a top.
2) Walk around barefoot on filthy Patong Streets.
3) Walk around drinking alcohol out of cans / bottles AND be over 25 years old.
4) Foreign gentlemen walking around without a care in the world that the 'lady' on his arm is wearing thigh-high leather boots, tiny hot pants while eyeing up her next customer.
5) Foreign women walking around without a care in the world that the 'gentleman' on her arm is eyeing up the woman with thigh-high leather boots and tiny hot pants.