Train tracks are a cure

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I read more and more about train tracks being built in Phuket (along with a tunnel through Patong Hill) and I wonder whether this will become 'fashionable' in Phuket.

The above picture is from Jakarta though...

Then I laugh at my experiences in the UK with, "Sorry the Train is late because of the wrong leaves on the track" and now "Sorry the train is late but there was a person asleep and we could not wake them up (he was dead) but normal service will be resumed as soon as possible".