An appropriate title please - comments please



A friend of mine - who shall remain nameless indicated that since he had not been in Phuket for two or three years he had seen an inordinate rise in the number of smart phones.

He even commented that the girls in Patong were gathered together (or alone) with 'toys' in their hands - so what title do we give this?

1) Long time no tex me 

2) I not hit you hammer

3) Am dinner rich restaurant

4) The penetration of Social Media in Patong (sic)